Category Archives: Haikus

Sand Flakes (haikus from the trip)

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I was on a ship

where I met lots of people

and got really drunk.

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We met at this bar

the one with the piano

and many smokers.

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We sat on the deck

and watched the stars burning bright

the breeze was so nice.

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A fun adventure

hanging in the Cabinet

Shipwrecked and Stonded

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Sarah flashed her ass

here in the comedy club

Sarah is awesome.

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This weather is great

Lightning, thunder, rolling waves

Rocking me to sleep

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Back in my cabin

Drunk and eating chocolate

Thinking about you

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Mexicans are cool

They like to party a lot

And eat lots of food

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I’m stoned and eating

A giant chocolate cake

You’re laughing at me

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Looking for the bow

Slipping through the passages

Hope we don’t get caught

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It’s goodbye time now

I’m sitting on my suit-case

Drifting off to sleep

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Uh-oh home sweet home

Why is everyone yelling

I’m trying to sleep